Week 2, Day 3: Mission Isoceles
“The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.” –Stephen Wright
Remember Deltoid Force? Ohhh girl, the force was back in action for round two, this week, traversing the sea of dumbbells and Bermuda Triceps (in search of triangles of gold.. treasure?). I met many obstacles along the way, as it was a solo, d-force adventure; my trusty accomplice will be managing her own battles for the next four days. Stay tuned for separate updates, roger over.
D-Force met the enemy head on, almost getting swallowed in a swirling storm of two-arm, flippy, grippy, twisty tricep kickbacks, lay down side tri raises and tricep extensions (remember the tip of the day here, don’t smash your face), aye yi -tri -tri -tri! My swimmers were gasping and reaching for safety, paddling through deep swimmer’s press, two angle shoulder flys, more flys and flys and presses and dips and rows, crashing waves of bicep curl, after curl, after curl, after curl..after…curl. Luckily for you, reader, the force made it out alive, defeating the enemy and capturing the gold. Tony would be so proud. My tricep triangles of gold sure do shine brightly, like a beacon on the horizon- Tony, can you see me?! Thanks to D-force, the Bermuda abyss gave up the fight and floated away, with its coral between its waves. As for finding the missing Kris Kringle, that’s a secret mission for another time.
Love,
The Golden Secretary
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