Day 3 : "Tip of the day- don't smash your face."
Arms and Shoulders. Or noodles and mincemeat.
Tony, why do you hate us? Do you enjoy the pain you bequeath us? Ton(e)Ton(e), you reached into the souls of our arms and shoulders, tonight, and caused a spiritual awakening of buffness to take forth; you Shirley Temple curled our biceps into more than cherry flavored, girly drinks; you took our tricep "triangles of gold" and sold them for a hefty profit of RIPPED! You Delta Force Kamikaze'd our deltoids into heroes of war!! You Jack the Ripper'd our abdominals to EXTREME death!!! Thanks, Ton(e)Ton(e), my arms appreciate you.
Arms and Shoulders. Or noodles and mincemeat.
Tony, why do you hate us? Do you enjoy the pain you bequeath us? Ton(e)Ton(e), you reached into the souls of our arms and shoulders, tonight, and caused a spiritual awakening of buffness to take forth; you Shirley Temple curled our biceps into more than cherry flavored, girly drinks; you took our tricep "triangles of gold" and sold them for a hefty profit of RIPPED! You Delta Force Kamikaze'd our deltoids into heroes of war!! You Jack the Ripper'd our abdominals to EXTREME death!!! Thanks, Ton(e)Ton(e), my arms appreciate you.
-The Subscapularis Secretary
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